23
Sep
08

what the doctor didn’t mention


You know, it’s really too bad that pot can’t be prescribed for sleep problems.  I’m sure it would be cheaper than street price, and it seems to be the perfect cure for my insomnia.  I quit drinking finally, and the not drinking is honestly so easy it’s laughable, but bedtime is still a challenge.  Now, for a measly (I kid) $50 per week or so, I can fall asleep like a little stoned baby and wake up feeling rested though slightly disconnected.  Not ideal, but it beats watching the clock change for eight hours before climbing out of bed to go to work.  It also beats drinking 10-12 beers or half a box of wine every night to knock myself out.

Hopefully this transition will lead to a drug-free bed time ritual, but in the meantime the green stuff is working just fine.

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1 Response to “what the doctor didn’t mention”


  1. September 23, 2008 at 1:34 am

    Just one more reason to legalize marijuana. The side effects lists would be short and simple. “Use of marijuana before bedtime may cause increased hunger in the morning.” Since you’re supposed to eat breakfast in the morning anyway, I’d call that side effect a success.
    Strow


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