Up and not in the jar, right?

That’s right analyst.  If it were not in the jar, not in the jar, that is, then up would not be down.  Therefore; it is not in the jar.  So it is up?

 

Yes, clownhole.  It is up and not, definitely fucking NOT, in that wretched, venomous, ascorbic and lecherous jar.  

 

No, you are the spazz, downtime.  AND, I might add, you are the 8th downer tonight!  How’s that for suspension of the time you lost wishing you weren’t sitting wondering about how much time you’ve lost!

 

Fuck!  Get on me!